I am excited to announce to the masses that I have converted to a new religion. I realize this may send ripples thru my family. But I cannot deny truth. I love my Mac. Yes an iMac to be specific.
I no longer spend time trying to analyze compatibility issues. No longer becoming all to familiar with the registry, ini files, and installing spyware updates. I feel free!!!
I can now do web video conferencing with others in my new found religion. I now have a screen so big that I fear I get whiplash if I scan across it too quickly.
I make this announcement as a way to repent of my former life. Additionally I hope this sharing of truth will sink deep into the hearts of my readers and too become converted.
I am happy to help you in your conversion. Additionally, if you have already adopted to this advanced technology then please let me know. I would love to have a video chat with you.
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Do you have any materials about this new belief structure of yours? I admit I have asked my self if all this confusion over computability is how it was intended to be? Are we really supposed to be left in the dark in regard to such things as the security of my firewall and whether my old programs are compatible with my new vista upgrade.
I can send a few people to your door if you are interested. The materials are all online. So if you struggle to even get access to the internet then your life sucks even more than I initially thought. You may not be worthy of an iMac until you have accomplished access to the internet.
jesse is converting before pharmacy school. i plan on converting as soon as i can sell my current hunk of junk.
i am so excited for good photo editing software. words can't even describe.
YAY!!!
I am so glad that you have converted! It really is the way of life.
I believe this to be one of the signs of the times. The end is near.
And to the rest of the family that has mocked us Mac geeks for so many years...I accept your apology.
I love to hear everyones conversion stories. I am sure the move from darkness to light is a great reward.
I have been with this light and truth from the beginning. When the doctrines of DOS were taught at the Council of Nicaea-MS. Many fell for these teachings and believed! I try with all my heart to teach of simpler ways, but it was for not. At times I would keep my pearls close to me, that the swines would not mock. Yet I was despised, persecuted and hated for this Icon belief. I was an out cast from my own family. All but one were DOS heads! They laughed and called me a MacIn-trash lover.
Then one day the great MS decided to add to the doctrines of DOS. They called it DOS PLUS or “Windows 3.0”. MS tried to be all things to all people. Some of the teachings of MS were, “get the product out now and fix it later”, “Promise more than you can deliver”, FUD was the greatest teaching. MS lure away many of the believers of the real Icons, with such success in the wickedness of their teachings.
It is true that many icon believers fell away and were lost into dark paths. They went to that great MS’s spacious building. My only brother, that remained with me for these many years, went to the dark side of the MS. I was all alone with my wife and children. All our children were born under true doctrines of the Icons.
I am glad to see that my own children, in there missionary efforts, were able to teach Missy and show her lightness. I understand that my own Mother/Father is moving to light and truth. They have purchased the computer of the whiplash, or in other words the iMac 24”. I hope to spend many years with my parents sharing with them a great operating system, iChats, iPhotos, iTunes, auto backups, and many many more things. Mom can even use Office (first created on the Mac before it move into the DOS world) on their 24” iMac computer.
There is so much more I could say, but I have been forbidden (because I have no more time and this is getting old). I am sure we will see many more move to the light.
Thanks Missy!
WMD
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